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Rooz 03-10-2006 10:54 AM

The Perfect Wife
 
What is the perfect wife?

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A good-looking, sex-starved chef who owns a liquor store.

01Mike330i 03-10-2006 11:12 AM

You forgot to add:

That's a mute.

witeshark 03-10-2006 11:17 AM

:lol

BMWLotAttendant 03-10-2006 01:23 PM

:doh

Is that really what it comes down to? :p

c1apton 03-10-2006 07:06 PM

Rooz, the saying goes:

I found the perfect woman
I couldn't ask for more,
she's deaf, dumb & oversexed
and owns a liquior store


"You know you found the perfect woman, when she looks good on the side of your toolbox" - Tony Stewart


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