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komodo 02-15-2006 03:54 PM

Grandma's Explanation
Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with some of the neighborhood children for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is it called when people sleep on top of each other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Then she explained all about the birds and the bees to him in some detail.

Little Jordan just said, "OK" and went back outside to play.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is NOT called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds!"


jms 02-15-2006 04:16 PM

:lol:rotfl:lmao I almost lost my pepsi on that one. I'll add that little nugget to my repertoire.

witeshark 04-28-2006 11:11 AM

That is a new one to me! :lol :laugh

DEATH2000 04-28-2006 12:01 PM


xsperf 04-28-2006 02:40 PM

wow, old thread, knew if heard this one b4

scrichy84 04-28-2006 07:31 PM

New to me, and funny as hell!

Storamin 04-28-2006 09:00 PM

that's a goodun.

Rooz 04-28-2006 10:34 PM

:lol OWNED!!!!!! Lol

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