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Torque 09-22-2005 04:37 PM

USA to change it's emblem.
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...G/08ddc6b8.jpg

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and assholes, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being fucked.

gotKRAUT 09-22-2005 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torque
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...G/08ddc6b8.jpg

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and assholes, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being fucked.

:lol :spin :lmao :uphaha

Red_Rocket 09-22-2005 04:40 PM

Lol

Rooz 09-22-2005 05:00 PM

:lmao good one

Cellardoor 09-22-2005 05:23 PM

lol dear lord that is awsome!

-Hutch-

komodo 09-22-2005 05:51 PM

:lmao :haha

94bmw325i 09-22-2005 05:53 PM

bwahahhahaha

EnvyM3 09-22-2005 06:12 PM

:lmao OMFG I think I just shat myself

witeshark 09-22-2005 06:40 PM

Hysterical! :lol :uphaha

brien4787 09-22-2005 07:03 PM

i giggled

Longhairedhippy 09-22-2005 07:33 PM

hee.

xsperf 09-22-2005 08:06 PM

haha i think even the conservatives would find that hilarious

Nattles 09-22-2005 08:15 PM

nice! :rock

defkon99 09-22-2005 08:58 PM

shit ! LMAO No kidding

Storamin 09-22-2005 09:48 PM

why am i extremely offended?


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