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komodo 09-09-2005 05:11 PM

Clean Joke
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
word in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."


bmw4life 09-09-2005 07:34 PM

haha :lmao

Chris 09-09-2005 08:38 PM

..... right.

DEATH2000 09-11-2005 08:38 PM

thats awesome, gotta love those clean jokes

TJsBimm 09-11-2005 09:57 PM

HA HA thats alright

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