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jcjdavis1 01-25-2008 04:27 PM

Best Genie Story Ever
 
BEST GENIE STORY EVER...
A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the
wife
promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest
house
adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going
to cost us."


So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice
said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that
was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on
its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch
asked, "Are you the people that broke this window?"


"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for
myself."


"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem,"
said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
guarantee
you a long, healthy life!"


"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like
to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world,"
she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in
more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."


The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now
have a fortune, and all those houses, what do you think?" She mulled it
over
for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.


Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you,
honey?"


You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!"


So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about
three
hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your

husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.


"No Kidding," he said." Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still
believe in genies?

nick_318is 01-25-2008 04:48 PM

Thats great.

witeshark 01-25-2008 05:29 PM

OMG :lol

denyo77 01-26-2008 08:10 AM

:lmao


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