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jcjdavis1 01-20-2008 05:07 PM

oldies having sex
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them 50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Marriot charge $93. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Healthcare

witeshark 01-20-2008 06:05 PM


Tuco 01-20-2008 06:58 PM


craig 01-20-2008 07:23 PM

:lol LOL

pj69pl 01-20-2008 10:23 PM


Numark318i 01-21-2008 12:08 AM


compactdisc 01-21-2008 12:57 AM

thats gooood ;)

Exilion 01-21-2008 01:34 PM


denyo77 01-21-2008 05:03 PM

uh... 80 year olds having sex...
but a good joke nonetheless :D

mullethunter3 01-21-2008 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by denyo77 (Post 161059)
uh... 80 year olds having sex...

Um, am I the only one here who wants to be having sex at 80+ still?

denyo77 01-22-2008 10:16 AM

no, I meant watching 80-year-olds having sex

ibiza 02-06-2008 07:03 AM

hahaha.. genius coupe :D

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