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mullethunter3 08-13-2007 08:54 AM

$100 Tattoo
This is from c1apton:

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at Duke Medical Center, Durham, North Carolina. Visiting hours are between 1p.m. and 2 p.m. (I.C.U.).

witeshark 08-13-2007 09:19 AM


Rooz 08-13-2007 10:14 AM

:lmao good one

celsdogg 08-13-2007 10:28 AM


RSF5 08-13-2007 12:57 PM


MTurboPower3 08-13-2007 01:51 PM


dinanM6 08-13-2007 02:04 PM

:lmao HAHAHA good ol c1apton even though hes gone you can still count on him for laugh.

denyo77 08-13-2007 02:42 PM

yeah :)
let's build a c1apton memorial ;)

Cartony 08-13-2007 03:20 PM

oh my didn't see that coming:lol

nick_318is 08-13-2007 04:34 PM

Great one, +1 to the C1apton Memorial.

DINANized3 08-13-2007 06:30 PM

Pretty fun joke there what happened to the guy he die?

witeshark 08-13-2007 06:42 PM

No, he's just on on these forums much lately

Kasei 08-13-2007 06:59 PM

^ :cry
+2 on C1 Memorial

denyo77 08-14-2007 02:08 PM

clapton didn't die...
he has left

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