Close Kill

[215BIMMER535]

bambi sent me off the road last winter, luckily that was into a cornfield and there was no curb so no harm done, other than a brief period of anger, close call

[akinthecat]

My dad had a monkey run across the road. He didn't have time to stop so he hit it dead on. Mum said the whole damn thing exploded like a melon (guess it was its head). they had to postpone the journey to the relatives and drive all the way home to hose off all the bits of fur, bone and blood...

Eeeeyyukk..

Had to replace the registration plates and have the bumper straightened out.

[94bmw325i]

well I mean it is our fault (humans) seeing that all these roads are being built taking away their natural habitats. They need to all learn to fly lol, just not too high or they will get sucked into planes engines

[mullethunter3]

One of my friends ran over a squirrel. She got out of the car and cried about it for a good 15 minutes. It was retarded.

[Dr1ve4fun]

heh^^My mom hit a bull..it was just the mirror though there was alot of blood and snot...

[94bmw325i]

hit a bull? That thing would probably total a hummer lol

[craig]

yeah my boss hit a bull once.. didnt do much damage. just cracked the headlight. he was going 70(its a dodge.. what more can i say?) ok he had a big-ass brush gard on there. that helped ALOT.

[Dr1ve4fun]

lol well my mom was driving a taxi..I hated it when she was doing that...anyways better job now..so she was in a crown vic going about 70 like your boss..but she saw it coming so she let off the gas and got it to where it just hit the mirror...she had to go down to some borderish town and pick up four mexicans..haha she told border patrol after she dropped them off..but I guess the three in the back were all yelling AI AI AI. I have always pictured them in sombreros and panchos..makes it funnier.