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Old 09-21-2006, 09:26 PM   #1
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Saw an E30 Jump a Curb!

So i was on my way to class this morning. it was 8.04(remeber looking at the clock before hand hinking high school just started and i was happy cause i didnt have to deal with the traffic in the area ) and an E30 with diving board bumpers(so pre 89) pulled out of the high school lot like an asshole behind me.

I was like..hey nice car. So i give him thumbs up and we stop at a light 50 feet ahead. Light turns green i turn right, E30 is following close behind. I jsut do a regular turn no showing off. This asshole...different story.

He first geared it drifting the corner. He then continued to drift into a curb. He then hopped over the curb, somehow fitting between two trees(i went back to look at the spot later...not sure how he fit) and driving thorough some shrubbry and onto thte sidewalk. Luckily no one was on the sidewalk(school just started luckily).

At this point Im like...no way did i jsut see that. He continued to drive on teh sidewalk for another 100 feet till he got to the other parking lot entrance where he jumped off the sidewalk and went on his way to the lot.

From what i could see his airdam was dragging on the ground. No damage from what i could see on the sides or anything.

I kept driving cause i couldnt be late to class...but WOW...i was amused.
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:36 PM   #2
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:38 PM   #3
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he was just trying to show u that his little old tough car can take a beating
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Old 09-21-2006, 09:53 PM   #4
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:57 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:29 PM   #6
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^^ i agree, what a dumbass.
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Old 09-24-2006, 01:50 AM   #7
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I'll bet you anything, his suspension is fucked. Chrisworrel slid on some ice and polwed inot a curb sideways and met wheel first with it, bent the whole axle.
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:02 PM   #8
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haha, the other week i was trying to find a house(i lost my wallet and this guy had it) and i had wrong directions. so i was going around a curb at 65(limit was still 55), but i was trying to find the house, and my girlfriend saw that the speed limit dropped to 15..and didn't think of telling me..so the reason it goes down so fast is b/c there are 3 neighborhoods coming and they have one of those little roundabout circle things connecting the 3...yea, i ran straight over that shit..didn't mess suspension up, but my tire hit my fender and bent it a little. ha, but that guy was just being a dumbass..
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:16 PM   #9
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I hit a nice big curb with my old eta. Had to replace front stut, control arm, tie rod, rear trailing arm, rear subframe, halfshaft, two wheels, two tires, and a shock. That sucked
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:31 PM   #10
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Screw that crap, that guy was a moron
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heh. Guess im not the only one who drives up onto the round-a-bouts


Tcossuto, from what i saw thats prolly what this kid ended up changing.
Atleast i got a laugh out of it.
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:47 PM   #13
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Atleast i got a laugh out of it.

so did i just reading it..
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