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Old 06-06-2006, 08:13 PM   #1
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Talking 1 win 1 bad ass kicking

K so i got my e36 (Auto) 3 weeks ago and still really havent found out how she goes yet....Neways heres the stories.

I was doin some shoppin in town one day adn was sittin at a redlight and a silver tiburon pulls up beside me(looked like an older model) and i look over and the guy gives the lets go look. So the green light comes up and we both punch it...off the line he was ahead by a car length but when i hit the higher RPM i pulled past him pretty fast. For the first race ever i was so happy with myself!! lol

Now comes the humiliation.....

Just cruisin around on the highway that same night and feeling good about my undefeated record(1-0) LOL I started pulling up on this sweet lookin silver convertible and as i pull up i look over and see the unmistakeble fenders of a '02 M3. Just being awed looking at this beautiful car i had to give the guy a nod of admiration for such a nice ride. So i pull by him and all of a sudden he screams by me and i TRIEDto keep up......lol o well
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Old 06-06-2006, 10:50 PM   #2
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haha very nice, Tiburon, what a joke, and i know, some moron is going to come and tell me OMG BE WARE OF TEH TIBURON GT.. stfu, tiburons suck.. nice kill man
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:38 AM   #3
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Old 06-07-2006, 07:36 AM   #4
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congrats!

same thing happened to me the other day with an E36 M3, i wasnt trying to go head to head (during rush hour traffic anyway) but he kept trying to pull away from me, but couldnt get to far coz of the traffic
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Old 06-07-2006, 08:38 AM   #5
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:35 AM   #6
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know a kid with a 90's tiburon. Its the 4 cylinder. I pull on him.
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Old 06-07-2006, 05:11 PM   #7
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Old 06-07-2006, 05:16 PM   #8
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:41 PM   #9
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...I keep up with my friends not so tuned 740 with the 330. Atleast from a light.
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:14 AM   #10
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One here in the uk, my work buddy had got himself an '03 vauxhall vectra 2ltr and during his first 2 weeks owning the car had raced and beaten just about every one of the guys at work until i got my
E36 318, yep she might be a tourer, but she can out accellerate that vectra, the look on his face as i shot past him was a delight to see and the following day at work he remarked about how quick my ride is,
funny he hasn't tried racing me since????
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:25 AM   #11
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Nice kill Careful with teh street racing.

I had a blast yesterday playing wingman with a German 2004 M3 on the Autobahn to Mannheim. I guess he wasn't expecting me to stay close to him (about 2 car lenghts). When he got on his exit he threw me a . That M3 sounded wicked.

Those Tib's are slightly overrated for me. A couple of people here where I live have them with the usual "fart can" on them and it's annoying
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:46 PM   #12
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No way an e36 is going to keep up with an e46 M3.
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No way an e36 is going to keep up with an e46 M3.
I own a E30. Look at the pic under my sig. When you're running with traffic over here most times cars wind up in small packs (3-4) and depending on the pace you can keep up with alot of things. I know alone and at full throttle he would walk away from me. and normally the 'Bahn speeds are around 115-125mph that my baby can do very smoothly
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:00 AM   #14
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I own a E30. Look at the pic under my sig. When you're running with traffic over here most times cars wind up in small packs (3-4) and depending on the pace you can keep up with alot of things. I know alone and at full throttle he would walk away from me. and normally the 'Bahn speeds are around 115-125mph that my baby can do very smoothly
I don't deny your German engineered e30 and its smooth ride at 120mph. I thought nothing of them untill I raced one in my CamryCE. Lets just say that I got owned.

But let me tell you from my experience from driving 98% of everything BMW has under the sun. No stock e30 or stock e36 is capable of what a stock e46 M3 can do. That e46 M3 is going to be the pace car in your pack all day long.
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