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Old 04-29-2005, 05:02 PM   #1
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The ultimate kill story
So last night after work me and david (95bmwpwer) go to a friends house to watch the OC. Well the OC wasnt on cuz some presidential shit so we take off to go play some tennis....YEAH TENNIS. So we play until it gets to dark to play and david gets a call from is girlfriend(u might have seen pics of her already). Hes like sara car broke down on the side of the road so we gotta go help her. Okay whatever so we get to her car and shes having a fuel delivery problem and her car dies after a couple of seconds(kinda like shes running out of gas). She calls AAA on her moms card, well her mom wasnt in the car so they wouldnt tow it. So i use my AAA card and get her car towed. We are going down the road and saras car is on the back of the "wrecker" and it starts swerving across the road (I laugh while David and Sara cover their eyes haha) WE get to the stop light and as the truck driver starts to turn saras car jack knifes and starts to slide at teh curb (i continue to laugh while David and Sara whip tears off of their face) Probably the funniest thing i have ever seen so David will post pics of it later so you can see it in all its glory...mind you it was 11:30 at night and we were both hella tired from tennis.
Moral of the story get your car towed on a flat bed and dont let hick truck drivers drive drunk!



O we got some sick pictures of a 8 series on ACs that was at the shop we went to last night.........it was tight
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*sniff sniff*

DDm smells like a Jim Powell venture to me. No thanks. I'd be afraid of the mucus trail the call would leave all over my phone. Although in all reality you would probably be fine ordering from them, I wouldn't patronize the place if someone knocked on the door and paid me to run their product.
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:50 PM   #2
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Are you the guy david posted a kill story on? That sucks about her car though.
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:01 PM   #3
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damn... I would think tow truck company would be held responsible for this....
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:20 PM   #4
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tennis is fun.........lol
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:28 PM   #5
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Tough luck man........ but the O.C? Come on man.
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Old 04-30-2005, 03:13 AM   #6
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Are you the guy david posted a kill story on? That sucks about her car though.
Different guy

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Old 04-30-2005, 03:33 AM   #7
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Tough luck man........ but the O.C? Come on man.
Hey man i dont watch the OC i just stare at girls. But no im not the guy david posted a kill story about....that guy weighs about 350 pounds and hes 5 foot 9
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:13 PM   #8
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Haha, wasn't sure because you had a 2.5 rs. I play tennis it's fun!
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:11 PM   #9
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there is nothing wrong with the O.C.

the girls are HOT

Summer is probably one of the hottest


but anyway, that sucks about the car. yea flat bed is the way to go.
BMW even recommends it.
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yeah we told AAA that we need a flat bed what do we get? a wrecker.... atleast sarahs isnt lowered

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Old 04-30-2005, 06:31 PM   #11
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that really sucks. Is there any damage to the car?? It was kinda hard to understand from the write up if it actually hit the curb or not.

BTW, OC is tight cause there are mad hot chicks. And it is a great show to drink to with you buddies
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Yeah thats the good thing about the show
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pics are on my camera which is in my 325 which is outside which im to lazy to go to haha

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lol, I though u were going to say which is at the shop or something... lol
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