high centered the volvo wagon - United Bimmer Community

**Numark318i** · 12-23-2005, 05:45 PM

so we have a 1990 Volvo 740 turbo intercooled. things pretty quick and handles alright. since my parents were gone in hawaii we tok her out to do some donuts. We did some and then considered taking it off roading. Theres a dirt bike track near my house next to a creek. We took the volvo down there and did some off roading and some brake stands. after when we were trying to get out we high centered the car. All four tires were of the ground. It was fucking hilirious. We got it on tape kinda so ill send some screen shots when i get them. We rocked the car to get the rear tires some traction. Finally we got it unstuck and went out another way.

Just thought it was hilirious that we high centered the volvo. It still runs fine to even after an hour of hell.

**Cellardoor** · 12-24-2005, 12:06 AM

haha thats great i bet u about shit yourself when u first realized it was highcentered!

-Hutch-

**c1apton** · 12-24-2005, 04:44 AM

I'ld like to see more Volvos high centered - for life! (at least in my area) I hate those wagons with the "crash gate/dog fences" and the jerks that seem to own them. They look like something the post office should drive for delivering mail.
In my area these clowns act like they "rule" the roads, they run stop signs, park in areas that inconvenience others. Plus I have a neighbor who we have a mutual "hate thing" going on and that "queef" owns one too. She calls cops everytime I get home via tour bus ("she says they're obscene") she has this resentment thing going on. (she doesn't like me teaching her kids things like saying "that fucking rocks Mom"..lol)

I'm a real inspiration to her kids, wait 'till I teach them how to smoke & drink and shoot guns in the backyard

**xsperf** · 12-24-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by c1apton

I'ld like to see more Volvos high centered - for life! (at least in my area) I hate those wagons with the "crash gate/dog fences" and the jerks that seem to own them. They look like something the post office should drive for delivering mail.
In my area these clowns act like they "rule" the roads, they run stop signs, park in areas that inconvenience others. Plus I have a neighbor who we have a mutual "hate thing" going on and that "queef" owns one too. She calls cops everytime I get home via tour bus ("she says they're obscene") she has this resentment thing going on. (she doesn't like me teaching her kids things like saying "that fucking rocks Mom"..lol)

I'm a real inspiration to her kids, wait 'till I teach them how to smoke & drink and shoot guns in the backyard

if she doesnt like you hanging out with her kids, then she should control her kids, i absolutely HATE parents who cant control their kids, drives me nuts!

witeshark · 12-24-2005, 09:43 AM

I'd change the oil in that Volvo. Lucky to still have the turbo central bearing ok

DEATH2000 · 12-25-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by c1apton

I'ld like to see more Volvos high centered - for life! (at least in my area) I hate those wagons with the "crash gate/dog fences" and the jerks that seem to own them. They look like something the post office should drive for delivering mail.
In my area these clowns act like they "rule" the roads, they run stop signs, park in areas that inconvenience others. Plus I have a neighbor who we have a mutual "hate thing" going on and that "queef" owns one too. She calls cops everytime I get home via tour bus ("she says they're obscene") she has this resentment thing going on. (she doesn't like me teaching her kids things like saying "that fucking rocks Mom"..lol)

I'm a real inspiration to her kids, wait 'till I teach them how to smoke & drink and shoot guns in the backyard

Ahhhh.....c1apton u never cease to amaze me.

When u teach her kids to shoot guns in the backyard while drinking please, please bring a camera.....

**Numark318i** · 12-26-2005, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by witeshark

I'd change the oil in that Volvo. Lucky to still have the turbo central bearing ok

lol. i got no clue. maybe we should do that. any DIY?

**c1apton** · 12-26-2005, 06:19 AM

I think you can find the DIY at www.volvossuck.com

**Three18** · 12-26-2005, 10:11 PM

funny story man.. my parents have a 1993 volvo wagon that i took off roading for about 5 mins

but it did way better than i thought....thet can take some bumps for sure.