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06-10-2005, 02:47 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Your Ride: 2004 ZHP & 2002 330i
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A hole in Maybach
Well, yesterday on my way to this graduation party, I saw this weird looking car, at first from a distance, I though it was a new Mercedes. drive a little and see that it's actually a maybach. Only thing that impressed me about the car was the fact that I knew how expensive those are, otherwise and doesn't look that good. But, we keep driving and the trffic is moving very slow, so first chance I get I zig-zag my way out of traffic and end up being right in front of the maybach. I guess he didn't like me or something, but the Mofo turns his highs on, and I mean even with my tint and everything those were still bothering the living crap out of me. Those lights were so damn bright.... I ended up tapping on my brakes so that my lights would flash so maybe he would notice how annoying he's being (+ figured he can afford to rear end me, lol) after a minute or two he turned them off. But I mean this is the 2nd time I have seen a maybach and both times the owners were A holes, anyone else had a similar experience with maybachs?
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06-10-2005, 05:52 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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There are quite a few around here. So far, I have had no such experience. But keep in mind, all our BMW's have extra bright main beams to! I use mine a lot!  |
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06-10-2005, 06:23 PM
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Name: Torque
Title: Lawl.
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Louisville, KY
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: '00 Impreza
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You let the guy pass, then you blast him. Easy.
Unless of course (most likely) they have auto-darkening mirrors/shades etc.
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06-11-2005, 07:44 PM
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Name: DEATH2000
Title: The UB Pimp Masta!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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well they do have retractable window shades in the back and sides
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06-11-2005, 08:20 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
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Location: Charlotte, NC
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^^ And he had very dark tint.. I would guess 5% ?
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Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking shit and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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06-11-2005, 08:48 PM
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Name: Torque
Title: Lawl.
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Louisville, KY
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In that case, I guess you could always f*** his wife or daughter... or both.
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06-11-2005, 08:55 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Your Ride: 2004 ZHP & 2002 330i
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lol, sounds like a plan, help me find them?
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Originally Posted by Gregg
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking shit and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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06-11-2005, 09:42 PM
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Name: DEATH2000
Title: The UB Pimp Masta!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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^^ sure, but only if i can knock him out and take the Maybach
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Do you talk that big in person? No? then shut the fu*k up.
All trouble starts out fun.
Ah, VTEC. All of the lag, none of the turbo. It's like waiting for bad sex
I am worth $1,597,050 on HumanForSale.com
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06-11-2005, 09:45 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Your Ride: 2004 ZHP & 2002 330i
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Originally Posted by DEATH2000
^^ sure, but only if i can knock him out and take the Maybach
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deal 
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Originally Posted by Gregg
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking shit and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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06-12-2005, 02:46 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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you gotta take into consideration that those arent the owners driving
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