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Rooz 06-06-2005 01:57 PM

Idiot in an Acura MDX
 
First of all, please do take in mind that I have a bad O2 sensor = less power from my car... (Read more about it here if interested)

So, here it goes, today I was on my way to my doctor's office, left school after my last exam and headed their. I get to this red light and am in the left lane talking to my doctor's secretary (I was going their half an hour earlier). I see this MDX next to me, didn't pay any mind to it.. so am talking on the phone, line turns green and the guy on my right (yes the MDX.. go figure...) launches his car I was thinking in my head.. You got to be joking... I still pay no mind to it bcs am on the phone, but then I remember that the lane am in ends soon, so I got to go to the lane that the MDX is in. I get off the phone and press the gas pedal 3/4 of the way in... the guy in the MDX doesn't slow down or anything, so I press it a little harder (not flooring it) and get in front of him. I figured go mad bcs he kept revving his engine behind me. Anyways, the street we are in is a short cut thought a slow 25mph area (lots of kids around) so I drive 25, the guy behind me is kissing my car's ass... and we get to my turn, I fake that I am going straight and quickly get in the right lane, the guy behind me suddenly turns... (This is when he starts to follow me) Lucky me I get stock behind a cop car, lol :p. So at this moment, am doing 40 in a 45 zone, the street is long with a median for turning cars in middle. I was about 80% sure the idiot in the MDX was following for whatever reasons he had to waste his time doing it so, I get some distance from the cop and I see an upcoming street on the left, I suddenly move in the turning median and of course so does the MDX, then I go back in right lane but the guy turns (I basically made him realize I knew he was following me). Then we get to a red light (Cop still in front of me) we still drive 40 on a 45.. I get to my doctor's place and little do I know the MDX is STILL following me, I turn left go end of parking lot and I see him turning in parking lot (it's a big rectangular lot) I go down the lot make a U turn and head back out, I slow down (close to stopping my car) when I get next to the MDX, then I suddenly rev it, take a right and immediately turn left in the street on the left (I know this one very well, it takes you to an apartment complex that is VERY confusing) I quickly make a U turn and wait to see if the MDX passes by and I see him pass by and I just smile and go to my doctor's place...


So, their goes my kill of the week, an easy kill considering my car is sluggish now bcs of the O2 sensor deal. But I mean, why would an SUV try to compete with a sporty European car :confused and then stalk me for god knows whatever reasons he had, I mean, get a clue moron!!!

donald1476 06-06-2005 02:10 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...acemebitch.jpg

Rooz 06-06-2005 02:15 PM

lmao, yeah, something like that

witeshark 06-06-2005 11:16 PM

You gotta meet all kinds on the road! :drive2

BMWLotAttendant 06-07-2005 12:09 AM

LOL....great kill.

No way was an MDX going to keep up with you. :nono

LOL.

xsperf 06-07-2005 12:36 AM

wow, seriously, one time i was talking to my friend(he owns a mercedes) and i was talking to him, he had the window open i was leaning in, then i look down and i see this golf club, and im like, you go golfing? (there was only one) he said no, i have that in there in case i need it.. LOL

so yeah, just stop your car, wait for the other guy to get it and give him all youve got

Rooz 06-07-2005 08:41 AM

^^ Yeah, on the left of my seat I have a black bar, I'd say ~2 feet long... "just in case", but yeah, I don't know what the guy was on though...

zeaq328i 06-07-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donald1476


Wanna race,
A 2005 Honda NSX 5.0, :D

projal147 06-07-2005 11:00 AM

What a moron.

That is the time when knowing a cop is helpful. My friend, who is a cop, just got wireless laptops for the crusiers, so if i ever need him to, he will look up the the license plate number for me and give me the address... Hehehehe

Havent had to call upon his services yet.. :drive2

Torque 06-07-2005 11:40 AM

Speaking of weird things I almost got into a hi-beam contest/fight with a probe last night... I passed him and the bastard kept them on.

I didn't feel like potentially coming across some weirdo thats gonna turn into a road rage bastard (was a non-GT probe which I could outrun easily anyhow), but I was about to get behind him and slam him with mine...

I just decided to punch it and get away.

Stupid people.

94bmw325i 06-07-2005 01:47 PM

It wouldn't have been much of a contest for you Torque. I hate kids that drive Acuras! My friend in his TL always wants to race me....When he's not driving we're cool tho.

komodo 06-07-2005 09:59 PM

Yeah, if a car followed me for THAT long I'd start to get a bit worried.

Rooz 06-07-2005 10:02 PM

only reason why I didn't stop to asking him why he was following me when I got next to him in that parking lot was bcs you never know what kidna of maniac he was + if he had a gun or not....

xsperf 06-08-2005 12:43 AM

well you can usually see if you see the driver, and then again, he doesnt know if you have a gun or not(you should)

Rooz 06-08-2005 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsperf
well you can usually see if you see the driver, and then again, he doesnt know if you have a gun or not(you should)

Need to be 21, otherwise trust me I would... I mean I can own a shotgun, lol,


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