pwn3d a cop - United Bimmer Community

craig · 08-31-2007, 09:53 PM

some of you may not know, but i LOVE bugging the hell out of the cops here in tribune. i usualy dont bother cops in other towns, but i hate the cops here. anyways...

i was out driving my pickup for the last time(new owner picking it up tomarrow on a trailer) after i put the new radiator in(dosnt over heat now so i can drive it!). im taking it slow for the first few minutes then it hit me. "damn. last time im driving my pickup." so i decide im going to go out and cause major hell so im just stepping on it every chance i get. i know i can get away with it for a while because one cop is at the football game(levi) and the sheriff(mark) is at home probably sleeping, and the sexy cop is off duty for the day(jessica) living in a small town like tribune, you get the know the cops pretty well. so im out just going crazy, flooring it, burnouts, all that good stuff. im on my last run because after about 15 minutes someone calls me in(trust me. i know, iv been cought before. always 15 minutes) so i go to an empty parking lot and just let loose. i do a massive donut fallowed by a massive burnout. i look behind me and all i see is smoke. freakin amazing burnout. knowing im about to be pulled over, i drive by the 'rich' part of town and step on it. there was a party at one of the houses and im pretty sure they turned me in. so i go home, park it and wait on the porch. about 30 seconds later a cop drives by, im just sitting on on the porch, cigerette in hand, and wave.

the funny thing is, it was the sheriff. levi had his cop-truck at the football game so he had to get out of his house, drive to the cop-shop which is across town in his van and take jessicas car. he went through all that trouble and didnt give me a ticket.

hes currently parked on the other side of the road waiting for me to get into my pickup.

**Cellardoor** · 08-31-2007, 10:22 PM

haha well done man! u should go offer him a doughnut

-Hutch-

**xsperf** · 08-31-2007, 10:28 PM

LOL, that is too funny, seriously this is one of the best stories of UB ever.... i guess it does pay to know all the cops in town lol

witeshark · 08-31-2007, 10:32 PM

First prize

**RSF5** · 09-01-2007, 12:11 AM

, you always do the craziest shit in that small town.

**GreenTourer** · 09-01-2007, 06:40 AM

A town where you know all of the 3 cops! lol

That sounds like one of the small American towns we see on movies here in Europe. What's the population of your town then? I'm intrigued.......

**MTurboPower3** · 09-01-2007, 09:31 AM

hahahhaa I wish I could do that here but unfortunately, I don't know every cop in the city so I've never tried that.

craig · 09-01-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenTourer

A town where you know all of the 3 cops! lol

That sounds like one of the small American towns we see on movies here in Europe. What's the population of your town then? I'm intrigued.......

there are a total of 1,200 people in tribune. i can drive through tribune in about 30 seconds.

edit: searched it up on the internet, and there was 758 people in 2004.

**xsperf** · 09-01-2007, 05:09 PM

holy crap thats it!

denyo77 · 09-03-2007, 04:53 AM

and you got 3 cops?
that's quite a lot

craig · 09-03-2007, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by denyo77

and you got 3 cops?
that's quite a lot

yeah it is for a town this small. i remember once they had all the cops on duty(when they had 4 cops) and it just seemed like they were EVERYWHERE.

denyo77 · 09-03-2007, 03:00 PM

oh, that sucks... in a town that size you probably can't hide, right?

craig · 09-03-2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by denyo77

oh, that sucks... in a town that size you probably can't hide, right?

nope. i got busted once and they didnt catch me, i got home and they were sitting on my porch waiting for me.

**Rooz** · 09-04-2007, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig

some of you may not know, but i LOVE bugging the hell out of the cops here in tribune. i usualy dont bother cops in other towns, but i hate the cops here. anyways...

i was out driving my pickup for the last time(new owner picking it up tomarrow on a trailer) after i put the new radiator in(dosnt over heat now so i can drive it!). im taking it slow for the first few minutes then it hit me. "damn. last time im driving my pickup." so i decide im going to go out and cause major hell so im just stepping on it every chance i get. i know i can get away with it for a while because one cop is at the football game(levi) and the sheriff(mark) is at home probably sleeping, and the sexy cop is off duty for the day(jessica) living in a small town like tribune, you get the know the cops pretty well. so im out just going crazy, flooring it, burnouts, all that good stuff. im on my last run because after about 15 minutes someone calls me in(trust me. i know, iv been cought before. always 15 minutes) so i go to an empty parking lot and just let loose. i do a massive donut fallowed by a massive burnout. i look behind me and all i see is smoke. freakin amazing burnout. knowing im about to be pulled over, i drive by the 'rich' part of town and step on it. there was a party at one of the houses and im pretty sure they turned me in. so i go home, park it and wait on the porch. about 30 seconds later a cop drives by, im just sitting on on the porch, cigerette in hand, and wave.

the funny thing is, it was the sheriff. levi had his cop-truck at the football game so he had to get out of his house, drive to the cop-shop which is across town in his van and take jessicas car. he went through all that trouble and didnt give me a ticket.

hes currently parked on the other side of the road waiting for me to get into my pickup.

Anytime someone owns a cop is a blessed thing

**xxxbimmer** · 10-14-2007, 06:31 PM

how many of those people are related to u