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Old 05-03-2007, 12:26 AM   #1
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so the other day im just casually driving some back roads in the country side near my house when all the sudden i hear what sounds like a weed eater comin up behind me. it was this little high school kid in a "tricked" out civic. he proceeded to pass me in a double yellow line and speed off. well that pissed me off a little so i pulled up about 3 or 4 feet from his bumper and rode his ass for the rest of the road until we got to the highway. it was funny how hard he was tryin to lose me. we pulled on to the highway and i got next to him and looked over and him and his little girlfriend were both starin at me. all of a sudden his muffler was blazin loud and he started pullin off so i down shifted and pulled up next to him again. i looked over and started laughin at him then i left him starin at the black ass of my 325i. even though i knew the kid had no chance it was still so funny to beat him like that. i kind of felt bad though, it must have been embarassing to get smashed that bad in front of his girl. oh well he learned a valuble lesson.
 
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Old 05-03-2007, 10:35 AM   #2
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:18 AM   #3
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:33 PM   #4
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:46 PM   #5
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haha wow big man in the 325. i mean you have a strait 6 that barely puts out any power...i would know cuz i have a 328i convertible that is extremely heavy and slow. anyways i recently bought a HONDA......yes a honda...because im sick of having to replace stupid stuff like seat gears and sensors and switches. i got an 01' s2000 and it would wax your 325 easily......oh and did i mension that i redline @ 9k? i think it is gay how you brag about beating highschool kids in civics to all your bimmer pals. maybe i get upset because i am still in HIGHSCHOOL. i wish that you would pull up next to me and try to go.

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anyways i would not go around bragging to much about beating a civic...it isnt a hard task...i personally like bragging about how i rape m3's. the sad part is i almost bought an e36 m3. im glad i didnt take that road.

i wish you well into your future of racing highschool kids in their shitty civics. next time shoot for an accord or prelude...then you can come brag about beating them too and it will also help with your self esteem.
 
Old 05-03-2007, 06:42 PM   #6
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haha wow big man in the 325. i mean you have a strait 6 that barely puts out any power...i would know cuz i have a 328i convertible that is extremely heavy and slow. anyways i recently bought a HONDA......yes a honda...because im sick of having to replace stupid stuff like seat gears and sensors and switches. i got an 01' s2000 and it would wax your 325 easily......oh and did i mension that i redline @ 9k? i think it is gay how you brag about beating highschool kids in civics to all your bimmer pals. maybe i get upset because i am still in HIGHSCHOOL. i wish that you would pull up next to me and try to go.

vtec + supercharger = pure sex

anyways i would not go around bragging to much about beating a civic...it isnt a hard task...i personally like bragging about how i rape m3's. the sad part is i almost bought an e36 m3. im glad i didnt take that road.

i wish you well into your future of racing highschool kids in their shitty civics. next time shoot for an accord or prelude...then you can come brag about beating them too and it will also help with your self esteem.

you have a point, the kid in the civic really didnt stand a chance, i dont even know why he was racing, but this is a BMW forum, what the hell do you expect

and your s2000 isnt so big shot, an e36 m3 will stomp you, and since your car is an 01, try an 01 m3, that will leave you in the DUST

oh yeah, and BMW's m3 V8, the new one, yes, V8 redlines at 8400, so a 4 cyl redlining at 9k isnt that big of an acheivement

and supercharge any engine and you'll get power, why dont you try racing a 335i? yea thats what i thought
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:48 PM   #7
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reddotts r u challeging chris i think you'll lose he did stomp on a civic
 
Old 05-03-2007, 10:41 PM   #8
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why do we keep having these stupid ass arguments. . .
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