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Old 05-14-2006, 01:52 AM   #1
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Hello from a Potential BMW Owner

Greetings all, I have been considering purchasing a used BMW in the next couple of months. I just posted in the 5 series forum seeking answers to several questions. I love all of the online support for BMW's (not many cars have this knowledge base) ...I have grown accustomed to a good support group as I have driven a Miata for several years. FWIW (not meaning to suck up) ...a couple of years ago my wife and I test drove a 5 series wagon ...it was the closest we have even come to 'stealing' a car on a test drive. The funny thing is that my wife is not a car person ...a car to her is just a mode of transportation ...but everytime she talks about that car she makes a sound that sounds like she is about to have an orgasm.

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Old 05-14-2006, 03:30 AM   #2
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Aloha.

You know, if she sounds like she's about to orgasm from the Bimmer, perhaps you should go with a VW or something. You don't want to lose your job now, do you??? hehehe.

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Old 05-14-2006, 10:07 AM   #3
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but everytime she talks about that car she makes a sound that sounds like she is about to have an orgasm.
haha! thats awesome! welcome to ub.c!

bimmer are sweet cars, and after driving them, i cant drive anything else, nothing even compares!
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Old 05-14-2006, 11:57 AM   #4
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Well, good to know, seems like we have a soon to be enthusiastic on our hands Welcome to Ub.C
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:35 PM   #6
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Thanks for the kind words.

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