Am I the only one to get these emails? - United Bimmer Community

**TerryY** · 10-15-2005, 08:21 PM

In my mailbox every day I find these types of email offers:

1) My male member is too short--They can HELP!

2) It isn't hard enough and doesn't last long enough--They can HELP!

3) If only I had a fake Rolex the ladies wouldn't notice the first two problems!

4) Here is a Hot Penny Stock Pick so I will be able to afford the first three!!

5) If only I would send the money I made from the fourth that I was going to waste on the first three to some little old widow lady in Nigeria, I could use those MILLIONS to...............I suppose to forget my pecker is too short and doesn't work well without a Rolex

witeshark · 10-15-2005, 08:30 PM

I used to get some of each of those. I suggest a change in e-mail client. The Mac Mail client has an outstanding junk folder that allows me to see what was sent without sending feedback to the sender that I saw anything (no content downloaded to me) so it looks like it went to no one and I come off the send lists quickly (senders wanna save bandwidth) --Try Thunderbird

**Dudesky** · 10-15-2005, 09:18 PM

My favorite is the fake PayPal notices. Then there's always the "Rhonda says Hi" emails.

DEATH2000 · 10-16-2005, 03:53 PM

oh man, i get those all the friggin time. if i dotn check my junk mail folder for a week ill have like 15 of those. its sad cause im not even 21 and i get them

**TJsBimm** · 10-16-2005, 06:39 PM

It's the porn bro's haha!

DEATH2000 · 10-16-2005, 09:38 PM

^pretty much, who the fuck wants that crap anyway? like damm.

**Nics** · 10-17-2005, 12:44 AM

it's all about gmail accounts. Never had any problem with spam while using them.

If anyone wants an invite, let me know. I only have like 957487654 to give away.

**Dudesky** · 10-17-2005, 07:08 AM

If Nics runs out, I have a ton of invitations as well