black car + bird crap - United Bimmer Community

**celsdogg** · 05-22-2006, 04:11 PM

are birds attracted to black cars as their toilet? i swear, in two days i have amassed no less than 7 bird shit hits on my E30. . . and i havent had time to clean the crap off yet!

**Rooz** · 05-22-2006, 04:18 PM

I tend to get attacked several times a week

But I always clean it either right away, or right when I get home

craig · 05-22-2006, 04:20 PM

i have a few on my thunderbird. but yeah, they love black cars. lol. there isnt one spot of bird shit on our WHITE van.

**c1apton** · 05-22-2006, 04:30 PM

I think they use black cars as targets prior to moving on to windows. It's a graduated training program.

**xsperf** · 05-22-2006, 04:32 PM

but i thought they used tan cars, one time i saw a car that was tan, loaded w/crap, but the cars next to it were untouched.. it was actually a pretty funny sight

**Dudesky** · 05-22-2006, 05:11 PM

Boy- all the stuff you gotta carry around when you drive . . rotten eggs for bad drivers/pedestrians, bb gun for birds, the list goes on . .

**CAPiTUL** · 05-22-2006, 05:16 PM

lol. my green isn't too bad with the bird droppings. However - cats are another story! They like to jump up on my car leaving cat prints and scratches!!!!!

**celsdogg** · 05-22-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CAPiTUL

lol. my green isn't too bad with the bird droppings. However - cats are another story! They like to jump up on my car leaving cat prints and scratches!!!!!

wtf! i would be pissed! why would cats like to jump up on ure bimmer?

**Red_Rocket** · 05-22-2006, 05:52 PM

cause they are fucking stupid ass animals!!!

**TJsBimm** · 05-22-2006, 10:37 PM

A bird shit on the rear passenger window on thurs. but no where else. Then the stupid fucker must've come back, cause on Fri. there was shit on the roof on the same side and the hood as well. I guess it wasn't satisfied with the shit it left the day before.

**Dudesky** · 05-23-2006, 06:20 AM

I think he watches you sleeping, too. In fact, he's probably in his nest on the 'puter, reading this thread

**Numark318i** · 05-23-2006, 11:49 PM

Atleast udont have birds attacking you car. After i wax the car, for about a month(if i keep it clean) birds actually dive at my car. I have had like 10 birds run into my car while driving on the higway.

**94bmw325i** · 05-23-2006, 11:53 PM

Bird shit is annoying isn't it? I tend to just get stupid bigs flying into my nosepanel, and front bumper. Last week it was covered, must have been at least 300 of those little flies.

**celsdogg** · 05-24-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 94bmw325i

Bird shit is annoying isn't it? I tend to just get stupid bigs flying into my nosepanel, and front bumper. Last week it was covered, must have been at least 300 of those little flies.

i get that too

**defkon99** · 05-24-2006, 10:13 AM

yep i get up 2 , especially this morning since i washed my car last night and waxed it, as soon as i got to work there it was like a invisible bird just came out and said ha poop on you! i was hit on the Hood, roof, and back window.