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E21, E30 General discussion and technical help for 1975-1991 3 series cars.

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Old 05-26-2006, 12:16 PM   #16
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My car got aimed again, 3rd time in a week

See, she was there minding her own business...



Next thing you know..... BAM!

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Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:46 PM   #17
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My turn . . . just about 1/2hr ago:

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Old 05-26-2006, 05:41 PM   #18
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Damn it, it's the same bird I bet
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:00 PM   #19
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You guys think you have probs w/ birds _ I bet if you ask Edwin or Whitey they'll tell you horror stories of flying cows in Florida... The F'ing pelicans come in like a bomber formation and if they hit your car that "turd" leaves a dent! It's worse than hail! You almost need radar to make sure those big bastards aren't nearby.
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Old 05-27-2006, 09:52 AM   #20
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argh birds. the Subaru got hit on the windsheild. it was huge, and with the rain lately the wipers have run over it and its all up in them now, looks like fresh meat in the wiper arms. . . ill get pics of that if i can.
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Old 05-28-2006, 10:04 AM   #21
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Gotta love G/F logic -

She says (after reading these posts) - "you know why birds crap on your cars, it's because the birds are in total awe of how nice & clean and they're thinking Holy Shit what a nice car!" (I'll give you 3 guesses what color hair she has)
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Old 05-28-2006, 10:07 AM   #22
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i just washed my car so its clean. so no pics yet. but there was this huge BROWN nasty one on the side of my car, all over my door. eeewww. lol
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Old 05-28-2006, 10:19 AM   #23
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Gotta love G/F logic -

She says (after reading these posts) - "you know why birds crap on your cars, it's because the birds are in total awe of how nice & clean and they're thinking Holy Shit what a nice car!" (I'll give you 3 guesses what color hair she has)
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Old 08-07-2006, 06:31 PM   #24
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dye your g/f's hair black and stand her next to your car, she can be a decoy
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Old 08-07-2006, 07:35 PM   #25
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haha...but she'd lay the smack down on the owner, lol
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Old 08-08-2006, 07:26 AM   #26
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but the car would be clean...
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Old 08-08-2006, 08:04 AM   #27
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lol, thats messed up!
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