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01-22-2006, 06:28 AM
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Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Your Ride: 1995 M3
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Greatest Blonde Joke Ever
http://google.blognewschannel.com/in...ve-to-join-in/
Haha, that's the greatest blonde joke I've ever heard. 
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01-22-2006, 03:39 PM
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Name: bmwcrazy
Title: Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
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01-22-2006, 08:55 PM
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Name: DEATH2000
Title: The UB Pimp Masta!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Do you talk that big in person? No? then shut the fu*k up.
All trouble starts out fun.
Ah, VTEC. All of the lag, none of the turbo. It's like waiting for bad sex
I am worth $1,597,050 on HumanForSale.com
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01-22-2006, 09:22 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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im just posting b/c 3 members of the bmw roundel avatar club is def. FTW!!
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Originally Posted by c1apton
 I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit |
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01-22-2006, 09:57 PM
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Name: nick_318is
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Detroit, MI, I Heart E30s
Your Ride: 1991 318is (e30 m42), 2007 Mazdaspeed 3
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01-22-2006, 10:24 PM
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Name: c1apton
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Pompano Beach,Fl /Edina,Mn
Your Ride: 93 E34
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Here's one for you
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10-13-2006, 05:38 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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Sweet  Oh, and the joke is damn funny too  |
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10-13-2006, 06:20 PM
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Name: RSF5
Title: Leave that out of this.
Status: Offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Alpharetta, GA
Your Ride: NOOTHHHIIIINNG
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Hahaha, I sent it to my (blonde) girlfirend and this is the conversation... she's so blonde... 
Trebor413: click that joke
AnathemanSchism: where is it
Trebor413: follow the link
AnathemanSchism: can't find it
Trebor413: hahaha
AnathemanSchism: No?
AnathemanSchism: Help!
Trebor413: what?
Trebor413: well just click the link I sent you
AnathemanSchism: I did
AnathemanSchism: Then I clicked the second one and it takes me to a page of comments
Trebor413: no there should be a link there
Trebor413: follow that link
AnathemanSchism: http://gmapalumni.org/chapomatic/?p=1414
AnathemanSchism: this is where I am..
Trebor413: follow that link
Trebor413: the one that says How about this blonde joke then
Trebor413: okay
Trebor413: nvrmnd
Trebor413: the joke is that the links go in a circle
AnathemanSchism: omg...
AnathemanSchism: I hate you
Last edited by RSF5 : 10-13-2006 at 06:34 PM.
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10-13-2006, 06:44 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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Originally Posted by RSF5
Hahaha, I sent it to my (blonde) girlfirend and this is the conversation... she's so blonde...
Trebor413: click that joke
AnathemanSchism: where is it
Trebor413: follow the link
AnathemanSchism: can't find it
Trebor413: hahaha
AnathemanSchism: No?
AnathemanSchism: Help!
Trebor413: what?
Trebor413: well just click the link I sent you
AnathemanSchism: I did
AnathemanSchism: Then I clicked the second one and it takes me to a page of comments
Trebor413: no there should be a link there
Trebor413: follow that link
AnathemanSchism: http://gmapalumni.org/chapomatic/?p=1414
AnathemanSchism: this is where I am..
Trebor413: follow that link
Trebor413: the one that says How about this blonde joke then
Trebor413: okay
Trebor413: nvrmnd
Trebor413: the joke is that the links go in a circle
AnathemanSchism: omg...
AnathemanSchism: I hate you |
lol... haha
but at one point, doesnt it have to stop somewhere?i wonder if anyone has actually gone that far
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Originally Posted by c1apton
I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit |
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10-13-2006, 07:26 PM
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Name: Hoppy
Title: fueled by bourbon
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Agawam/Bridgewater,MA
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i hate you bastards. i fell for it when the thread first started, and i fell for it again.
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You know your a drunkard if you...
Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
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Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
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Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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10-13-2006, 08:06 PM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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^^^
i got to the second one
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10-13-2006, 08:46 PM
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Name: Dr1ve4fun
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: AZ
Your Ride: 1985 325e
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Lol...I fell for it for a minute...It's ok though when I was younger I was blonde |
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10-14-2006, 12:55 AM
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Name: Numark318i
Title: has an empty wallet
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
Your Ride: ^^
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haha. I got to the third page. then i was like...wait. *click* fuck this.
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The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT 
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10-14-2006, 01:04 AM
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Name: craig
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
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yeah.. i finaly figured it out after the third round of clicking. lol. jk. it figured it out after the first link but kept clicking anyways. |
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10-14-2006, 01:19 AM
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Name: craig
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
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WOAH!!! HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS!??! 4,409!!!!! yikes. |
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10-14-2006, 09:30 AM
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Name: RSF5
Title: Leave that out of this.
Status: Offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Alpharetta, GA
Your Ride: NOOTHHHIIIINNG
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^^^ whoaaaaa hahaha people like blonde jokes. |
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10-14-2006, 10:55 PM
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Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Your Ride: 1995 M3
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This thread hit the homepage of Digg yesterday, until it was killed by the moderators, we had thousands of hits over a period of about 10 minutes. It crashed the server, hah
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10-14-2006, 10:59 PM
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Name: DEATH2000
Title: The UB Pimp Masta!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Do you talk that big in person? No? then shut the fu*k up.
All trouble starts out fun.
Ah, VTEC. All of the lag, none of the turbo. It's like waiting for bad sex
I am worth $1,597,050 on HumanForSale.com
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10-15-2006, 04:53 AM
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Name: mincemeat
Title: United Newb
Status: Offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (next to Australia)
Your Ride: E36 318i
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Classic 
p.s. try googling the words " greatest blonde joke ever" (without the quotes) and start counting... |
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05-16-2009, 02:19 AM
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Name: kurtdaniel
Title: Read Only
Status: Offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 2000
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haha,,thats nice.. 
Last edited by kurtdaniel : 05-16-2009 at 02:32 AM.
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