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04-23-2005, 05:27 PM
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Name: Spieluhr
Title: ///M Driven
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Bimmer joke
One day a chicken and a horse are out in the field of a country farmer. It had rained the night before so it was quite muddy. The horse who was just enjoying himself and eating suddenly finds himself stuck in the mud. The chicken, intent on helping his friend hurries over to the farmer's garage. The chicken piles into the Farmer's BMW M3 and drives out into the field, and pulls him right out. Later that day the horse and chicken are back out in the field enjoying themselves when the chicken now gets stuck in the mud. The horse walks over, bends down, the chicken grabs his dick, and the horse pulls him right out.
The moral of the story is you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks when you're hung like a horse.
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04-23-2005, 05:57 PM
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Name: Torque
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Hahahaha !
Good stuff.
Edit: Moving to Comedy Forum.
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04-23-2005, 06:27 PM
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Name: vEloCitY 3.1.8
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lol omg... did you come up with that yourself? |
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04-23-2005, 10:28 PM
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Name: 94bmw325i
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hahaha 
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04-24-2005, 12:27 AM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
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04-24-2005, 10:52 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
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04-25-2005, 09:50 AM
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Name: EnvyM3
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Good joke, I've heard it before but not with the BMW piece added |
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04-25-2005, 10:02 AM
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Name: komodo
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Haha, very nice.
So if you're hung like a horse AND drive a bmw.... 
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04-25-2005, 10:08 AM
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Name: EnvyM3
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Originally Posted by komodo
Haha, very nice.
So if you're hung like a horse AND drive a bmw.... |
That is what I would call well endowed  |
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04-28-2005, 01:50 AM
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Name: Spieluhr
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no, i did not come up with this, buddy of mine's dad told me.
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04-28-2005, 01:52 AM
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Name: Addicted?
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hahahaha that is awesome
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