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| Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything. |
06-06-2005, 01:16 AM
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Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Your Ride: 1995 M3
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Henry Ford in Heaven
Henry Ford in Heaven
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says "Yes." "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front end protrusion.
2. it chatters at high speeds.
3. the rear end wobbles too much.
4. and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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06-06-2005, 01:21 AM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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Wow, Harry, that is outstanding!   |
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06-06-2005, 01:21 AM
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Name: RealBmw 02
Title: GRIP > DRIFT
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: So Cali
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1970 BMW 2002
Driven by skill, not money
"Real BMW's have round tail lights"
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06-06-2005, 02:22 AM
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Name: Turbodefrost
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Bellingham, Washington
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1996 328is
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H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.
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06-06-2005, 02:38 AM
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Name: Torque
Title: Lawl.
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Louisville, KY
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: '00 Impreza
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06-06-2005, 02:41 AM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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Originally Posted by komodo
Posted here rather than in Comedy because it's not really bimmer-ish, but still amusing. 
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06-06-2005, 11:27 AM
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Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Your Ride: 1995 M3
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