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01-21-2008, 09:23 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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this is just too funny!
i just read this on BF.C, but b/c i probably shouldnt refer all traffic over there, i will post the thread title and original post
the thread title reads:
First time sharing, Ricers need not read.
the OP
Ive been a fan of this site for years now, just never joined. But this past weekend Something happened that I had to share. I was on RT. 114 in Portsmouth RI. I come up to that light near Dunkin Donuts. I pull in to get a coffee and notice a few punk chump ass teenagers all standing around their silly little ricer hondas. As I drive by them they all stare at me. Then I look in my rear view and see on of the kids aggresivly grabbing his package and dry humping. After that I get up to the speaker and order 4 hot Large Coffees. I pay and get them, loop around and blast 3 of the 4 coffees at the kids and their cars and rip outta there. As you can imagine, they didn't like that. So they all got in their cars and came after me. One kid was in what looked like to be a 96-99 civic hatch. He came up to me at the light and started yelling about racing. So we did. Let me tell you, that thing screwed. Must have been turboed. So at the next light he rolled down his window to rub it in my face. I took one last sip of my Large Coconut extra extra and Bombed it right in his eyes. I hate Ricers.
LOL
hers a link to the thread
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...d.php?t=918059
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01-21-2008, 09:32 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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Yeah kinda funny. What a tool throwing coffee at people, and one of the threads that keeps me more interested in other forums |
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01-22-2008, 09:15 AM
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Name: denyo77
Title: ABI 2008!!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Germany
Your Ride: 1988 325i Touring
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he's a dick
I recently joined on BF.c as well, it's nice but a bit too big and crowded for me
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01-22-2008, 04:20 PM
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Name: elsabor67
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Germany ('Till 2010)
Your Ride: 1989 325i (U.S. Specs)
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WOW!! That is one class A dumb ass. He's lucky he's alive. Shows the maturity rate that should not be had when owning a BMW and not succumbing to people like that.
Last edited by elsabor67 : 01-22-2008 at 04:21 PM.
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01-22-2008, 05:20 PM
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Name: nick_318is
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Detroit, MI, I Heart E30s
Your Ride: 1991 318is (e30 m42), 2007 Mazdaspeed 3
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I think thats pretty funny thing to do. Sounds like the car looked rice but had the guts to back it up.
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01-22-2008, 05:24 PM
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Name: craig
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
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LOL. that was funny. i agree, the cars may have been ricers, but they still whooped his ass.
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01-22-2008, 06:09 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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yea theres no doubt the kids is an idiot, but its still funny!
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I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
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01-23-2008, 11:26 AM
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Name: denyo77
Title: ABI 2008!!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Germany
Your Ride: 1988 325i Touring
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coffee in the face hurts...
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01-23-2008, 04:12 PM
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Name: MTurboPower3
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Philadelphia
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: Dont have a car yet
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I think its funny how after they beat him he still called them ricers, if a civic beats what ever he was driving that is serious not ricer anymore. A ricer a person that puts a body kit on their car and doesn't do anything to the engine. Just because its a honda doesn't mean its a ricer.
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