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01-20-2008, 04:07 PM
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Name: jcjdavis1
Title: United Newb
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Paisley Scotland
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oldies having sex
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them Ł50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Marriot charge $93. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Healthcare
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The older I get the wrong bits get stiff!!!
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01-20-2008, 05:05 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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01-20-2008, 05:58 PM
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Name: Tuco
Title: United Newb
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Italy - Sardinia
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01-20-2008, 06:23 PM
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Name: craig
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
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01-20-2008, 09:23 PM
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Name: pj69pl
Title: United Newb
Status: Offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: a horse.
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Hahaha
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01-20-2008, 11:08 PM
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Name: Numark318i
Title: has an empty wallet
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
Your Ride: ^^
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ahaha.
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The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT 
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01-20-2008, 11:57 PM
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Name: compactdisc
Title: United Newb
Status: Offline
Join Date: Sep 2007
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thats gooood 
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01-21-2008, 12:34 PM
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Name: Exilion
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: USMMA (Long Island)
Your Ride: 1991 325i
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Nice
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01-21-2008, 04:03 PM
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Name: denyo77
Title: ABI 2008!!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Germany
Your Ride: 1988 325i Touring
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uh... 80 year olds having sex...
but a good joke nonetheless  |
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01-21-2008, 09:29 PM
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Name: mullethunter3
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saint Louis / RollaMO
Your Ride: 318is, Suzuki GS500
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Quote:
Originally Posted by denyo77
uh... 80 year olds having sex...
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Um, am I the only one here who wants to be having sex at 80+ still? |
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01-22-2008, 09:16 AM
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Name: denyo77
Title: ABI 2008!!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Germany
Your Ride: 1988 325i Touring
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no, I meant watching 80-year-olds having sex
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02-06-2008, 06:03 AM
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Name: ibiza
Title: United Newb
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2007
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hahaha.. genius coupe
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