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10-16-2007, 07:02 PM
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Name: theSMELSINATOR
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Indiana
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1990 325iX
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Mousetrap Car
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10-16-2007, 07:24 PM
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Name: Skilario
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: San Antonio, TX
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1997 328is
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i love the bmw logo. 
what's it for?
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10-16-2007, 07:32 PM
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Name: Kasei
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: North Wilkesboro, NC
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1991 525i
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10-16-2007, 07:34 PM
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Name: dinan540
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Seattle
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^^^^That M in your sig is so sick. I love it!!
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540i with some mods
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10-16-2007, 07:41 PM
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Name: Kasei
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: North Wilkesboro, NC
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1991 525i
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Thanks. when I saw the pic I had to have it! I didn't do much in the way of contrasting it to make it look like that either, it was just one amazing shot. Perfect angle and lighting.
But yeah, whats the mouse killing BMW for?
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10-16-2007, 08:39 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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That's sweet  |
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10-16-2007, 08:43 PM
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Name: B3M2W5i
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Daly City, CA
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
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Cashmere Beige Metallic
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10-16-2007, 09:42 PM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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you need to change those tires 
inventive tho. lol.
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10-16-2007, 10:08 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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Maybe it would be faster if you replace the ubuntu rubber with vista wheels  |
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10-16-2007, 10:16 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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well at least in the very last moment of the mouse's life he can ride in a bmw
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10-16-2007, 11:50 PM
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Name: Numark318i
Title: has an empty wallet
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
Your Ride: ^^
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heh. i did that in 7th grade...lol.
mine was made of knex and sucked ass.
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The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT 
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10-16-2007, 11:52 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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10-17-2007, 05:31 AM
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Name: theSMELSINATOR
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Indiana
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1990 325iX
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this one was for a physics class, but i've had to make them for introductory engineering classes as well. the string goes from the lever to the pulley, and from the pulley it winds around the rear axle. you wind the rear wheels up, wrapping the string around them, which pulls the lever up and sets the car. once you let go, the lever spins the axle.
man, lotsa hate for givin ubuntu some advertising. 
they were supposed to go 4 m. this one made it 3.3. some questions we had to answer along with my actual answers:
Did your car make it 4 m?
No, 3.3, but it looked good doing it!
What materials were used on your car and why did you use them?
(skipping the boring stuff)
Chrome Duck Tape - bling
BMW Roundel - weight, awesome
What advice would you give to future students?
Test your car on the same surface on which it will be graded. Also, use lots of chrome duck tape and BMW roundels!
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10-17-2007, 07:44 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Your Ride: 2004 ZHP & 2002 330i
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WE need a vid! 
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Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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10-17-2007, 09:23 PM
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Name: Kasei
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: North Wilkesboro, NC
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1991 525i
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10-17-2007, 10:54 PM
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Name: theSMELSINATOR
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Indiana
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1990 325iX
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10-17-2007, 10:57 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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Why not make one |
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10-18-2007, 01:10 AM
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Name: Skyy
Title: Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: Nothing right now
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Originally Posted by Numark318i
heh. i did that in 7th grade...lol.
mine was made of knex and sucked ass.
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Me too! Thought I was gonna beat everyone, then it was my urn and the torque twisted the entire car at every single one of those plastic joints. |
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10-18-2007, 09:47 AM
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Name: theSMELSINATOR
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Indiana
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up. Your Ride: 1990 325iX
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i can't make one because the teacher keeps them after you run them, i think to keep us from selling them to next year's students.
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10-18-2007, 10:03 AM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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ok, sorry. nice ubuntu advertising.
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