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05-16-2005, 01:36 PM
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Name: craig
Title: Road Kill
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
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parking lot rage...
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05-16-2005, 03:33 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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hahahahahhahahahha dude that is hilarious, 2 best posts yet by shpuz! nice
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05-16-2005, 08:00 PM
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Name: DEATH2000
Title: The UB Pimp Masta!!
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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can u say women drivers? you think the airbags woulda came out like halfway through that, btu its from malcom in the middle so i guess not
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05-17-2005, 11:04 AM
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Name: EnvyM3
Title: DSC OFF!
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Location: Manchester, NH
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Haha, good one. It is from malcom in the middle
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05-17-2005, 01:26 PM
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Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Your Ride: 1995 M3
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05-18-2005, 04:38 PM
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Name: 94bmw325i
Title: Hellrot325
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Never saw that episode, funny stuff I wanna have a demolition derby with 2 beater cars.
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05-18-2005, 04:42 PM
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Name: craig
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Originally Posted by 94bmw325i
I wanna have a demolition derby with 2 beater cars.
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theres a demo derdy held in our town every year, ill be in it once i get my drivers licens  (have to have your licens to be in it) its going to be ffffffuuuuuuuunnnnnn
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05-18-2005, 05:04 PM
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Name: VANCE
Title: Member
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: LAWRENCEVILLE,GA
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hahaha
"war is not the answer"
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05-18-2005, 06:02 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Your Ride: 2004 ZHP & 2002 330i
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lmao, that was hilarious, lol, kinda reminds me of how sometimes I had to struggle with my stangs doors bcs they are pretty long...
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05-19-2005, 02:37 AM
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Name: donald1476
Title: President
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: petaluma, ca.
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funny vid. i saw a lady ding my door, she tried to drive off but i ran in front of her car and she gave me 75 bucks.
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05-23-2005, 04:58 AM
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Name: Spieluhr
Title: ///M Driven
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05-23-2005, 11:44 AM
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Name: guywithblack88e30
Title: Member
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Downey, California
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!! damn i should have saw that episode, lol on eof the funniest parts is near the end when there barely moving into each other and theres a old man on the side thats walkin faster then there moving!!!LOL
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05-23-2005, 10:37 PM
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Name: 528man
Title: Senior Member
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thats great lol, going to be hard to match this one
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