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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Old 05-16-2005, 01:36 PM   #1
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Old 05-16-2005, 03:33 PM   #2
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hahahahahhahahahha dude that is hilarious, 2 best posts yet by shpuz! nice
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:00 PM   #3
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can u say women drivers? you think the airbags woulda came out like halfway through that, btu its from malcom in the middle so i guess not
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Old 05-17-2005, 11:04 AM   #4
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Haha, good one. It is from malcom in the middle
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:26 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2005, 04:38 PM   #6
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Never saw that episode, funny stuff I wanna have a demolition derby with 2 beater cars.
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Old 05-18-2005, 04:42 PM   #7
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I wanna have a demolition derby with 2 beater cars.
theres a demo derdy held in our town every year, ill be in it once i get my drivers licens (have to have your licens to be in it) its going to be ffffffuuuuuuuunnnnnn
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Old 05-18-2005, 05:04 PM   #8
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:02 PM   #9
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lmao, that was hilarious, lol, kinda reminds me of how sometimes I had to struggle with my stangs doors bcs they are pretty long...
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funny vid. i saw a lady ding my door, she tried to drive off but i ran in front of her car and she gave me 75 bucks.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!! damn i should have saw that episode, lol on eof the funniest parts is near the end when there barely moving into each other and theres a old man on the side thats walkin faster then there moving!!!LOL
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thats great lol, going to be hard to match this one
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