Italian Kids

[c1apton]

Subject: Italian Baby Boy...
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> > > An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his
> > > cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round
> > > of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a
> > > typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
> > >
> > > Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
> > > the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home,
> > > folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."
> > >
> > > Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
> > > "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> > >
> > > Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
> > >
> > > The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian
> > > baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets
> > > about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
> > >
> > > The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
> > >
> > > The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
> > > "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
> > >
> > > The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his
> > > shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....
> > >
> > > "We had him circumcised."
> > >

[celsdogg]

[witeshark]

OMG!

[RSF5]

[DEATH2000]

Italian ftw!

[BMWLotAttendant]

This goes nicely to Amanda's story about George.