Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn......

[craig]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After
they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God."
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

[celsdogg]

^^^ there was a time in my life when i thought the downfall of men were women. women can toy with men and get them to do almost anything.

i had forgotten i had thought that until i read your post. i dont think that any more tho.

but i do belive this: "hell has no fury like a women's scorn"

[Mercenary(FH)]

OMg that sucks!

[craig]

Originally Posted by celsdogg

^^^ there was a time in my life when i thought the downfall of men were women. women can toy with men and get them to do almost anything.

i had forgotten i had thought that until i read your post. i dont think that any more tho.

for most guys, that is true. but there are a few that actualy think and have a little self control.


btw, that post was suposed to be funny not taken seriously! lol

[celsdogg]

^^^ lol, i know. i laughed. sorry!