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10-19-2006, 03:53 PM
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Another Blonde joke
At the car dealership, a*blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They *all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"** She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.** "The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."**  |
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10-19-2006, 04:19 PM
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Hahahaha nice.
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10-19-2006, 05:25 PM
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excellent!
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10-19-2006, 05:40 PM
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Hahaha!   |
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10-19-2006, 06:27 PM
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whaaat??? I dont get it.. hmmm. all the cars I have ever owned all had 710's on them too.. What kind of a car did she have?
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10-19-2006, 08:31 PM
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Thats great |
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10-20-2006, 02:35 AM
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HAHAHA well at least she didnt try and plug it with a sock
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10-20-2006, 07:21 AM
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^^^ i was just telling someone about that guy the other day. 
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10-20-2006, 10:20 AM
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^^^ YEAH I remember that, God I hate that dude. He has a freakin e46 M3 and he gets a sock caught in his engine.
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