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c1apton 10-19-2006 03:53 PM

Another Blonde joke
 
At the car dealership, a*blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They *all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"**

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.**

"The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked,

"Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."**













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RSF5 10-19-2006 04:19 PM

Hahahaha nice.

Cartony 10-19-2006 05:25 PM

excellent!

witeshark 10-19-2006 05:40 PM

Hahaha! :lol :laugh

beem 10-19-2006 06:27 PM

whaaat??? I dont get it.. hmmm. all the cars I have ever owned all had 710's on them too.. What kind of a car did she have?

nick_318is 10-19-2006 08:31 PM

Thats great

dinanM6 10-20-2006 02:35 AM

HAHAHA well at least she didnt try and plug it with a sock :lol

celsdogg 10-20-2006 07:21 AM

^^^ i was just telling someone about that guy the other day. :rofl2

RSF5 10-20-2006 10:20 AM

^^^ YEAH I remember that, God I hate that dude. He has a freakin e46 M3 and he gets a sock caught in his engine.


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