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10-01-2006, 11:03 AM
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Cop vs Biker
Cop in a squad car pulls over this huge biker ridin his harley. "wats the problem officer?" biker asks Cop says, "i pulled you over coz u were riding down this highway on this night without your headlamp on." Biker replies, " I don't have to use them lamps, its really bright here with all those streetlights! There's streetlights here , there everywhere!!" Cops gets really mad at the biker's reply. He pulls out his handgun and shoots both tires out. "Wtf!! Why the hell you did that for???" barks the biker Cop replies, " You dont need air in your tires right??" Cop continues," There's air here, there, everywhere..." Ha ha ha (Apologise to those law enforcement officers. This was a classic joke from when i was in high school) |
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10-01-2006, 01:17 PM
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i hate the damn 5 0s
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gurlfriend: guess wat richard. richard: wat? gurlfriend: i spend around $2000. richard:  i need that money for an E30gurlfriend: it was 60% off. richard: im going to DTB u now. so get out! |
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10-02-2006, 12:58 AM
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lol. |
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