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Old 05-08-2005, 08:41 PM   #1
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Talking Vtec Poem
I found this online somewhere as a mustang poem, and tweaked it slightly for bimmers. haha, enjoy.


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Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a new m3 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Bimmer, even with its German motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The M3 erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when M gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:43 PM   #2
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bwuaha haha
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:44 PM   #3
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^^that is awesome!! flows really good!

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Old 05-08-2005, 08:46 PM   #4
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I would get smoked bad by a V-tec car.
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:57 PM   #5
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hahahaha "shopping kart wing"
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Old 05-08-2005, 09:01 PM   #6
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nice one....
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Old 05-08-2005, 09:11 PM   #7
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good stuff as usuall komodo.
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Old 05-08-2005, 09:13 PM   #8
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good stuff as usuall komodo.
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Old 05-08-2005, 11:32 PM   #9
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:01 AM   #10
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Damn nice and funny Gotta love the shopping cart wing concept!
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:33 AM   #11
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I would get smoked bad by a V-tec car.
nahhhh i doubt it dude i have beaten v-tec's
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:52 AM   #12
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^ but keep in mind his is a 4 cyl. 1.8 ltr. nice rhyms!
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:13 PM   #14
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:21 PM   #15
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