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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
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LOLOLOL.
Nasty, but funny. I like the dude at the end that asks for it a bit lighter. lol
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nah, chill. I dont want anybody's breast milk lightening up my coffee. Really, that is pretty nasty.
__________________ When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!
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you know, her hand is always on the same place on her hip. i wonder if its a fake.
__________________ When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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thats funny. fake nipple FTW
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Nuke (n): a large firework that makes pretty lights and large lakes out of annoying countries.
You have three choices, stand behind our troops, grab a gun and toe the line with our troops, or stand in front of them, they can use the extra armor.
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ah, jesus. i think im gunna puke. thats just wrong... what is wrong with you people. you make me sick!
creme in coffee. whats wrong with you.
seriously though, as a former professional in the field. cofee is ment to be enjoyed black
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You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
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Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Funny thing, hoppy. . . I can chew and suck on coffee beans. Love it, as matter of fact. BUT, I can not drink black coffee. Once the flavor gets cut with water, just doesn't taste the same. Need that cream and sugar.
__________________ When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!