Joke of the Day
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06-12-2006, 12:08 AM
Joke of the Day
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzeled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the nerve to pull the trigger."
06-12-2006, 01:33 AM
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I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit
06-13-2006, 01:46 AM
We all get the urge...Saturday early morning...nothing to do till noon...
The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT
**CGM **(Certified Garage Mechanic)
06-16-2006, 10:11 PM
Why is this funny? What else would you expece from a Lawyer?
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