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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
A Chinese man drinks his beer, suddenly throws his
glass into the
air,then pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to
pieces. In Chinese, he
says, "our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink from the same one
An East Indian man, obviously impressed by this,
downs his beer,throws
his glass into the air, pulls out an AK-47 and
shoots the glass to
pieces. "In India," he says, "we have so much sand
to make glasses,
we don't need to drink from the same one twice
A Canadian man, cool as a cucumber, drinks his beer,
throws his glass
into t he air, pulls out a shot gun, then shoots
both men before he
catches his glass. "Here in Canada," he says, "we
have so many Chinese
and East Indians, we don't need to drink with the
same ones twice."
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