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Old 05-02-2005, 10:20 AM   #1
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Big Mexican

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma, AZ sits a Huge Mexican.

He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.

Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?" At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool.

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

“I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."
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