Blond Sided

[c1apton]

CAR TROUBLE
***** A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.**After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
**** She says, "What's the story?"
*****He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
*****She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

KNITTING
***** A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked* down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL* OVER!"
****** "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

IN A VACUUM
***** A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
***** She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

[komodo]

[jms]

indeed

[Rooz]

good find

[witeshark]

Sweet

[scrichy84]

Funny shit!!

[jybute]

I dont know clapton.... I kind of expected more from you.