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komodo 02-23-2006 09:56 PM

0 to 200MPH
 
Bill's friend Jason was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes from zero to 200mph in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning his wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Not sure when Jason gets out of the Hospital.

:shades

DEATH2000 02-25-2006 08:24 PM

hahahhahaha..... thats just bad

nick_318is 02-25-2006 11:43 PM

thats great, i'm dying from laughter

BMWLotAttendant 02-26-2006 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by komodo
Not sure when Jason gets out of the Hospital.

:shades


That would be never. His wife will never forgive him for that one.:laugh

witeshark 02-26-2006 11:05 AM

OMG that's hysterical! :lol :lmao

donald1476 02-26-2006 03:10 PM

What does Bill have to do with anything?

BMWLotAttendant 02-26-2006 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donald1476
What does Bill have to do with anything?

Bill told the story about Jason to Harry. Harry doesn't know Jason, but it was a story told by Bill. Without Bill, Jason wouldn't have been in the picture since Bill told the story. :thumbup

Sheesh!:doh

donald1476 02-26-2006 07:08 PM

So? I don't know Bill. He plays no pivotal role in the story and his name is of no importance. He has no relations with anyone else on the forum but Harry.

David agrees with me. :thumbup


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