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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
We had this up on one of the jumbotrons and the quotes were flying...while she was giving her1st public interview.
* "She needs to get a refund from the French Drs"
* "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it" {that was a Rodney Dangerfield}
* "She looks like a French terrorist who burnt her lips on a tailpipe -trying to blow up a bus"
* "They say she's also smoking, what Havanas?"
Strange. They're making such a big deal about it, but she can still barely talk (very slurred), and it doesn't look that impressive. They basically did a smooth skin graph. Wow.
* "she could make a freight train take a dirt road"
* "she has to sneak up on a glass of water"
* "now I know why they put stainless steel mirrors in rest areas"