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12-03-2005, 04:59 PM
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Who can tell me how much a Brazillion is?
A joke which has been going around lately is this: Rumsfeld goes to George W. Bush and goes, "Sir, bad news, in Iraq, four Brazilian soldiers have been killed." Bush replies, "That's terrible! Remind me, how many is a Brazillion?" Of course, a brazillion is actually equal to the number of people living in Brazil, or approximately 186,112,794. Obviously, it's impossible that 744,451,176 soldiers could have been killed in Iraq. This, of course, is the real joke. Very few people seem to get it, however.
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12-03-2005, 05:03 PM
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worse joke ever. i donno if anyone ever told you. jokes are supposed to be short. easy to remember, and well. funny. had you left it at " Rumsfeld goes to George W. Bush and goes, "Sir, bad news, in Iraq, four Brazilian soldiers have been killed." Bush replies, "That's terrible! Remind me, how many is a Brazillion?"" it woulda been funny, but trying with the rest makes it gay
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12-03-2005, 07:03 PM
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see hoppy, thats the way the JOKE goes, i guess delmarco added his little spice to it.. atleast thats the way i originally read it
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12-03-2005, 11:31 PM
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i added nothing...it's on this guys website....
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12-03-2005, 11:52 PM
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then i guess the guy added it, b/c when i read it a few months ago it didnt have that second part
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