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xsperf 11-24-2005 05:19 PM

Men vs Woman(showing up rooz)
 
How to use an ATM machine...

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make-up again
20. Drive forward two metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided
24. Re-check make-up
25. Re-start stalled engine and move off
26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles
27. Release hand brake

Hoppy 11-24-2005 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xsperf
26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles
27. Release hand brake

haha i love it!

dinanM6 11-24-2005 05:30 PM

:lmao so true so true

komodo 11-24-2005 05:58 PM

How does this show up rooz? ;)

http://www.unitedbimmer.com/forums/thread1003.html

xsperf 11-24-2005 07:46 PM

damn, see, i replied to that thread, and i cant even remember.. wow komodo you have one hell of a memory!

xsperf 11-24-2005 07:46 PM

oh and sorry for the repots, but i guess it never gets old, eh

Rooz 11-24-2005 08:12 PM

lol, yeah, was going to say... this looks very familiar :lol

komodo 11-25-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsperf
damn, see, i replied to that thread, and i cant even remember.. wow komodo you have one hell of a memory!

I know almost every one of the 4,600 threads posted on UB. :thumbup haha

TJsBimm 11-25-2005 08:17 PM

20. Drive forward two metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card

:lmao


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