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Old 11-15-2005, 08:29 PM   #1
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Welcome to America

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:39 PM   #2
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Fuck that, outsourcing is a good thing, means we can be more productive, he must need more education.

I see he drives a german car thats a good thing though
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Old 11-15-2005, 09:05 PM   #3
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i dont really car who takes offense to this, but people say mexican sdont have job, well some of them dont, but the ones that do, they work their butts off for less of a wage than an american would get.. the we get pissed because they are "taking our jobs" when if we got off our lazy asses and did some quality work ourselves, that wouldnt really happen
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