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Worlds dumbest criminals
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| bmwcrazy |
11-14-2005 09:01 PM |
Worlds dumbest criminals
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Lol, was going to quote a few, but they are all amazingly stupidly funny :lol
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| witeshark |
11-15-2005 06:48 PM |
OMG some are so off the wall! :lol :lmao
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| DEATH2000 |
11-17-2005 05:20 PM |
Quote:
"you can't ticket a guy for being stupid..."
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sadly funny....
Quote:
tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun.
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thats just dumb
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When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled--leaving his wallet on the counter.
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Amazingly easy to do.....
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According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil.
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No thats just sad..... |
| xsperf |
11-17-2005 05:49 PM |
i like the 1st or 2nd one.. he(vending machine robber) tried to pay for his 400 dollar bail in coins.. LOL
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| DEATH2000 |
11-17-2005 05:52 PM |
This HAS to be the best one:
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"with an explosion taking place inside his pants."
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Full story:
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A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door. "He was seen hopping and jumping around," said police spokesman Mike Carey, "with an explosion taking place inside his pants."
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| DEATH2000 |
11-17-2005 05:53 PM |
Quote:
350 pound New York man, entered a Long Island jewelry store, drew a gun, and told the clerk, "This is a stick-up," then tripped and fell to the floor. He was unable to get up before police arrived.
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damm |
| Numark318i |
11-20-2005 12:40 AM |
....hahahahah.
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| dinanM6 |
11-20-2005 02:42 AM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by DEATH2000
350 pound New York man, entered a Long Island jewelry store, drew a gun, and told the clerk, "This is a stick-up," then tripped and fell to the floor. He was unable to get up before police arrived.
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:uphaha |
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