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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
1 You don't call them sneakers anymore, they're "Boots of Speed"
2 You translate your Math textbook into Elvish for amusement
3 You use integration to determine whether a can of coke really contains 375mL
4 Broke up with girlfriend because she's a Mac user
5 When Jeopardy has a Star Wars category, you find the questions absurdly easy
6 You can touch type and play Counterstrike simultaneously
7 You spend the whole movie complaining about the technical and scientific errors
8 You watch national geographic for reasons other than the occaisional nudity
9 Getting into fights over the proper pronunciation of "Linux"
10 You own more computers than you've had girlfriends
11 Fancy new calculator no longer fits in the pocket protector of your shirt
12 Making up a list explaining why computers are superior to women
13 You actually understand the difference between kilobyte and kibibyte
14 Active member of the Star Wars vs. Star Trek discussion board
15 Annoyed at all the continuity mistakes in the latest Star Trek movie
16 Don't understand why date isn't interested in details of your new laptop
17 Spend hours discussing Star Wars characters who never appeared in the movies
18 The sun, it burns, it burns
19 You only speak in binary code.
20 Check Keepers everyday even tho all my items been pending reveiw for months
21 Pocket protectors come in stylish choice of white, black, and blue
22 Spend too much time concerned with why my items are not published
23 You understand the code listings shown on computer screens in movies
24 Eating is secondary to keeping up to date with Slashdot
25 Spend hours submitting keepers items instead of having a real life
26 You just got a pocket protector . . . for your pocket protector.
27 You reconfigue your house to use IPv6
28 You think Telnet is the best web browser of them all
29 Your life goal is now to become the most active list maker
30 You constantly Duel with the system administrator to get WarIII on the system
31 You translate your Math teacher\'s raving into English for your classmates
32 You have memorised the cry of each Pokemon in every version of the game
33 You snort when you laugh
34 The bubble glasses and braces just don't work at 45 years old
35 You username appears in the Keeper's hall of fame
36 personal hygiene is no longer a priority
37 Darth Vader could take out the original Enterprise all by himself!
39 Hair turns blonde and frizzy
40 Personal hygiene is no longer as important as armor class
41 You throw a flashbang before entering the classroom to flush out campers
42 Your convince yourself that eating food cures your cuts and grazes
43 Your School timetable contains 5 maths subjects
44 You know more than the guys at the computer store
45 George W. Bush isn't a nerd.
46 You go to your local church for healing rather than a hospital
47 You routinely search for lists containing "nerd", "calculus" or "pick up"