Women & Men
 

How can you tell when:

A study at the University of Missouri shows that the type of
facial features that a woman finds attractive on a man can differ,
depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men
with rugged, handsome, masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be
attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a
bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. :wave

Oddly enough that sounds a lot like my ex-wife... :stick