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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
(reworded in my own words, dont have a copy paste joke)
A drunk takes his buddies home to his apartment in the middle of the night. They like his apartment, but cant understand one thing. There is a big gong in the room, obviously out of place. So they ask, whats that gong for? The drunk replies, "Thats not a gong, its a talking clock, watch" so he takes the stick and bangs it pretty hard, and the guy in the other room says, "you idiot! its 3 am!"
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Originally Posted by c1apton
I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long