You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.
Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
One day, Dudesky was walking down Main Street when he saw Rooz driving a brand new E46 M3 Convertible.
Rooz pulled up to him with a wide grin. Dudesky asked, "Rooz, where did ya get that sexy car?!?" "Linds gave it to me," Rooz replied. "She just gave it to you? I knew she had a small crush on you, but a new car?!"
"Well, Dudesky, let me tell ya what happened. We were driving home from last week's meetup, and in a pretty remote area. All of a sudden, I saw her over in the woods, so I quickly pulled over, got out, and ran off toward her into the woods. Was sitting in her brand new M3, and when she saw me coming, she realized we were out in the middle of the woods alone. She immediately jumped out of her car, took off all her clothes, and said 'Rooz, take whatever you want!'.... So I got in her car and drove off. "
Rooz, you're a smart man! Those clothes would have never fit you anyway.
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: Whatever I can get my hands on
lol. thats hilarious.
Nuke (n): a large firework that makes pretty lights and large lakes out of annoying countries.
You have three choices, stand behind our troops, grab a gun and toe the line with our troops, or stand in front of them, they can use the extra armor.