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10-03-2005, 11:40 AM
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New Car - United Bimmer Style!
One day, Dudesky was walking down Main Street when he saw Rooz driving a brand new E46 M3 Convertible. Rooz pulled up to him with a wide grin. Dudesky asked, "Rooz, where did ya get that sexy car?!?" "Linds gave it to me," Rooz replied. "She just gave it to you? I knew she had a small crush on you, but a new car?!" "Well, Dudesky, let me tell ya what happened. We were driving home from last week's meetup, and in a pretty remote area. All of a sudden, I saw her over in the woods, so I quickly pulled over, got out, and ran off toward her into the woods. Was sitting in her brand new M3, and when she saw me coming, she realized we were out in the middle of the woods alone. She immediately jumped out of her car, took off all her clothes, and said 'Rooz, take whatever you want!'.... So I got in her car and drove off.  "Rooz, you're a smart man! Those clothes would have never fit you anyway.   
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10-03-2005, 11:49 AM
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lol. nice..... |
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10-03-2005, 11:51 AM
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lmao didn't expect that one ahah
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10-03-2005, 11:58 AM
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I hope Lids doesn't hurt me for this one. hehe
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10-03-2005, 01:20 PM
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haha, harry you have far too much time on your hands 
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10-03-2005, 07:23 PM
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Linds, it ain't an M3, but hop in . . . nah, leave the clothes where they are 
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10-03-2005, 08:12 PM
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haha, it's okay, i knew that story would get out sooner or later 
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10-05-2005, 11:31 AM
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lol. thats hilarious.
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