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10-03-2005, 11:02 AM
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Hilary Clinton
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that. On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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10-05-2005, 11:48 AM
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errrr.... okay.
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10-07-2005, 12:59 AM
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thats how lincoln was assassinated...
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10-07-2005, 01:10 AM
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10-07-2005, 01:43 PM
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ahah i thought it was funny harry! -Hutch-
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