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10-03-2005, 10:55 AM
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Homeless Guy
I was walking down the street when a particularly shabby looking homeless person accosted me. The homeless guy asked me for a couple of bucks for dinner. I took out ten dollars and asked him, "If I give you this money will you buy beer with it, instead of food?” The homeless guy replied, "No, I had to stop drinking years ago". "If I give you this money, will you spend it on archery supplies instead of food?" I asked. The homeless guy replied, "No, I haven’t shot a bow in 20 years". "If I give you this money, will you spend it on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" I asked. The homeless guy replied, "What kind of skank could I get for a lousy ten bucks"? "Well I said, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific home cooked dinner, prepared by my wife. The homeless guy was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like that's given up drinking beer, having sex and shooting bows".  It was obviously modified from some other version for the archery part.... but could be easily modified again for something more amusing. 
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10-05-2005, 11:50 AM
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oldie but goodie 
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10-11-2005, 07:40 AM
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Enuf said
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10-11-2005, 02:56 PM
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^^^ HAHAHAHAHA ive seen that before. if i become a hobo thats gonna be my sign. that or the one that says "famaily killed by ninja's, need money for krate lessons"
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10-11-2005, 02:58 PM
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haha, need to show my girlfriend that
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